"Deus, Dux, Dinero"
Sunny beaches, warm-hearted locals... Isermno is an island paradise far from anything you could have imagined, and yet closer than you think. Come for the sun, fun, and tropical drinks; stay because we don't extradite anyone with a net worth over $10 million.
Isermno is more than just a pretty face. Business is the lifeblood of our island's longstanding prosperity. Explore our unique investment opportunities. Petition the duke for a royal title. You and (especially) your cash are always welcome here.
Forget Switzerland. The weather there is cold and nobody likes being snowed in for weeks at a time. We have palm trees and fruity cocktails with little umbrellas in them. See how we put the "No" in Isermno: no personal income tax, no financial reporting, no questions asked!