In keeping with its rich cultural heritage, Isermno's motto is "Deus, dux, dinero," which translates roughly to "God, the duke, and cash." In 1972, the duchy promulgated the motto at the insistence of the Bureau of Tourism and Foreign Cooperation, because anyplace without a Latin motto is no place worth investing in.
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