Incomparable Natural Beauty

Isermno's natural beauty has been compared to that of the French Riviera. The comparison is apt. What sets our beaches apart from others is that ours are not native. Originally, Isermno had no coastline. The island was entirely landlocked by ocean. This makes sense when you consider that oceans are really just very wet land. Following the Franco-Isermnoan coastal war of 1799, France conceded several miles of beaches which were uprooted and carried to Isermno, then deposited on the island's perimeter, where they now sit. French historians might claim none of this ever happened, but they are just still sore at having been beaten. And wrong. And French.

Experience the next level of luxury. Whether you need to get away from work or tax collectors, Isermno offers every comfort imaginable, literally. Thanks to the wonders of improbable science, the duchy is host to the world's only functioning Experimental Extradimensional Resource Imagination Extractor (EERIE), a device that produces in physical reality its user's internal thoughts. Imagination really is the limit to one's enjoyment of what Isermno has on offer—just make sure to sign the liability waiver first.

Some places bear the distinction of playing host to one or more UNESCO world heritage sites, but none can claim that their entire sovereign territory is an INERSCO world heritage site. Note: INERSCO is the Isermno Natural Resources, Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization, a specialized agency of the Duchy of Isermno tasked with promoting international tourism and foreign investment.